Molly, Eli, & I were sitting around the table this morning eating our breakfast. Here is the conversation:
Molly: Mommy would you kill a moose?
Me: No....not unless it was hurting you or someone else.
Eli (trying to sound tough, he lowers his voice): I could kill a moose! I could kill a deer!
Molly: No, not my friend the deer! She doesn't even have any horns! (Molly really doesn't have a deer friend)
Me: Deer don't have horns. But boy deer have antlers. They are called bucks. Girl deer are called doe.
Both kids take a minute. Chew their food. Thinking about what they just heard...
Eli: I'll kill your deer so we can make cookies!! Cuz it's dough!
Hysterical!
Have a WONDERFUL Thursday!!!
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